hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

(via misadventuresofateenagefangirl)

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

DONT GO BACON MY HEART

I COULDNT IF I FRIED

(Source: 420dongsquad, via misadventuresofateenagefangirl)

"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."

— Marilyn Monroe (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)

(via misadventuresofateenagefangirl)

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via epic-humor)

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

(Source: faineemae, via hotboyproblems)

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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(via epic-humor)

bowtie-cummerbund:

mollaythesassay:

littleawkwardpanda:

duprice:

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

oh hun

bowtie-cummerbund:

mollaythesassay:

littleawkwardpanda:

duprice:

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

oh hun

(via dean-goodtimes-fay)

overtextposts:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

(Source: voaga, via dean-goodtimes-fay)

psyducked:

the more you know

psyducked:

the more you know

(via cottognapple)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via dutchster)