runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(Source: jajaneenee, via sherlockandspockinthetardis)

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle, via hotboyproblems)

incidentalcomics:

My Favorite Things

Incidental Comics by Grant Snider [website | tumblr | twitter]

(via siriusblacklupin)

"They were smiling at each other as if this was the beginning of the world."

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Love of the Last Tycoon (via tat-art)

(Source: fitzgeraldquotes, via lovequotesrus)

gropeworthy:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

For when you’re hungry like a horse

(via asshatry)

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

(via asshatry)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via asshatry)

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

(via asshatry)

avengersonna:

drewchainzzzz:

lasersandtacos11:

drewchainzzzz:

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

actually if you were invisible the first thing you’d do is go blind because no light would hit your eyes it would just go through them

so being invisible would suck

Oh… thanks

What if u close them

(via asshatry)

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

(via hotboyproblems)